🎒 Brokeback Backpack Relay
A wildly chaotic, high-speed timed race where each person on your squad must sprint a lap and furiously pack/unpack a camp bag stuffed with bizarre gear—keep a tight grip on that cargo, because dropping a single item earns your squad latrine duty back at the bunkhouse!
Channel your inner country icon in this high-energy race where each teammate must throw on their best Dolly wig and accessories before sprinting with an egg balanced on a kitchen spoon—keep your composure and your balance, because dropping your cargo or your look will cost your team precious seconds on the clock!
💦 Queen Splash Sponge Toss
A soaked, high-stakes game of test-your-distance catch where pairs from your squad must sink or swim—take a step back with every successful underhand grab, but prepare to get absolutely drenched!
🏆 The Grand Finale: The Great Gay Tug Off
The tournament's top-performing squads will advance to the ultimate championship bracket—a high-stakes, double-elimination Tug-Of-War to crown the official camp champions! You'll have to be pulled down twice to be sent packing, so dig those heels in!
🕒 🧺 Noon Squad Assignments (Teams of 4)
Campers do not need to bring a pre-made team! All tournament games are built for squads of exactly 4 players. To foster community, meeting new friends, and natural mingling, all players will be assigned to their official 4-person tournament color squad (their "bunk") at the Noon Check-In desk by our registration volunteers.
👟 🚫 Footwear is Mandatory for Players
For safety on the grass during active movements and the heavy pulling of the Tug-Off, sneakers or athletic closed-toe shoes are strictly required to play on the field. Sandals, slides, flip-flops, or bare feet are totally fine for the spectator and dining zones, but won't be allowed past the tournament sidelines.
🦩 🎽 Pushing the 1980s Theme (HARD)
We are pushing the retro camp theme HARD! We want the Cheesman lawns looking like a technicolor time capsule. Campers are enthusiastically encouraged to dig deep into their closets for high tube socks, neon sweatbands, dolphin shorts, mesh trucker caps, vintage cut-offs, and graphic tees. Go big, go bright, and dress to impress your Camp Counselors!
☀️ 🎒 The Essentials Checklist
If you like, pack a towel (handy for drying off after The Queen Splash), a personal water bottle, a hat, and plenty of sunscreen. A change of dry clothes is completely optional—with the high heat and dryness of a Colorado afternoon, you might just bake dry in the sun while grabbing some grub!